HELL YEAH - 6/20/2013

This week's Hell Yeah ain't no video. It's a link to a page of spectacular Haikus rife with hatred for the miraculously beloved herb cilantro. Being a cilantro hater myself, I feel compelled to spread this vital message of hate to the interwebs with this link:

http://ihatecilantro.com/haikus.php

Here are some of my favorite haiku's, all from from I Hate Cilantro community member and bonafide Cilantro Hate Master, Pile of Dead Horses:

As Jesus lay on
the cross, his last words whispered:
"Cilantro did this."

Deplorable herb,
makes me want to kill myself;
fuck you, cilantro

FIend, I reject you!
Wicked villain that you are,
Fuck you and your green bullshit.



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