Lyrics

The grass is greener over in my neighbor’s yard
That guy’s got big bucks, polishing the wheels of his fancy car
And I don’t know what to do
I got no car of my own

You know if I had my own car, I could go and find a girlfriend
I could take her out on the town then she could marry me and have my children
But I dont know what to do
I got no car of my own

Oh I wish I had some little things, the luxuries a bit of money brings
Health insurance, free speech, and champagne
And I would never try to be a king but if I had a couple songs to sing,
A right to vote, a job and half the pain
I could go real far
And maybe in my car

Well at least I got two feet and both seem to be working right
So if I ever get a hot date, I’ll sure as Hell be walking there and back tonight

Now I know just what to do
I got to steal my neighbor’s car
Now I know just what to do